The concept was a very old and predictable one, but Stormageddon: Earthquake vs. People could give all the spoilers they could and this still would not upset many people. Par Gaillou Lévesque - À ce moment, nous pouvons tous Regarder Gratuitement le Film Disaster Wars: Earthquake vs. The following text will be a series of hyperboles designed to push forth the general impression that the movie was bad. Honestly, I try to give films a chance and an open mind. And I can tell you that my meter is off the charts on this one.
I swear, this had to be one of the dumbest things I've ever seen on film. The photography is as dreary as muddy water and you'd be hard pressed to find any worse-looking special effects, looking 30 years at least out of date, under-proportioned and like they were made at last minute with scarce left-over materials to say they're amateurish is being generous. The acting is horrible but not campy, and overall, it doesn't seem so much like a well- meaning but terrible movie, but more like a really understated satire. Even with everything else being terrible, your movie can still be entertaining and fun! The entire time they were supposedly on the air, the camera bobbed up and down because the boat was riding the waves. Isn't that the point of these movies? Thus, I am a living, breathing meter of terrible.
If i would be able to rate this movie with 0 that would be great rating but i will give 1 star that is too much for this movie. Though you may hate me for it. Tsunami does nothing new or fun with it. I'm practically reeling in elation, and trust me, this is bad for you sane people. In fact, if you bought this, or just watched it by accident, or were forced to watch it, I would see if there is a clause in your life insurance that allows you to claim for the hour and a half of your life that you will never get back. Tsunami 2013 Disaster Wars- Earthquake vs. La chanson correspond à chaque phase et chaque agitation.
Scientists rush to a solution while the military begins planning for the worst. Not even 20 minutes into the movie, I was starting to drift to do other stuff and it was a losing battle to keep the attention span to the movie, because it was just so bad. Lol They wouldn't even let him change into clothes. Thus, I am a living, breathing meter of terrible. The audience will really buy into this.
In an attempt to lessen its impact, scientists launch an underwater explosion that inadvertently makes the tsunami more powerful and focused on Los Angeles. As scientists try to stop the impending destruction and the military begins planning for the worst, a brash young grad student comes up with a dangerous solution: start the mother of all earthquakes to counter the rushing torrent and raise the continental shelf off the coast of the United States. How this can be declared as movie look at special effects its awaful it looks like unsucessful attempt to make homemovie. I had to check the spoiler box, because to describe some of the ridiculous scenes that passed for a movie these days was absolutely necessary in hopes to save the rest of mankind from wasting one second of their precious time to think they might want to watch this. Tsunami is one of those rarities where it was a real struggle to stick with it well before the halfway mark, but because it is a personal rule never to judge a film without seeing the whole thing, stuck with it I did but with a lot of regret afterwards. Find sources: — · · · · April 2019 This list of represents over half a century of films within the. A bit puzzled how this got even 3 stars.
The level of stupid is so high that it might actually seep out of your screen and get on you. As far as I can see, none of them seem to be even making any effort to act. This director failed to pick a winning point, but instead attempted to do everything at once, and the film had almost no noteworthy moments. Not in a long while has there been a cheaper-looking movie, true there are a lot of badly made movies seen recently but even they were not this cheap. The damage from earthquake is really obvious it is not normal some stones not related to the real views. I realize that budgetary concerns are commonly used as an excuse, but realistically there is no excuse.
They had a regular cam sitting on a tripod. Tsunami but this movie does not have any story full nonsense just counts something like T and then how many minutes is left to strike and the entire movie that lasts 1 and a half hours runs in countdown to stroke and when the final stroke comes the animation and special effects are miserable, I really don't know is that director of movie drunk retarded or just stupid. I've become so fond of them that I'm literally filled with glee when I see one. The acting was so bad I was embarrassed for the actors. You won't care one bit.
Actually if they threw in a little adult action and spiced up the title it probably would have made a decent soft core movie. The actors all look and sound bored. Maybe even a solar system. L'histoire est énorme Interviewé par Zena Vesta et a un tas de la hauteur dynamique. I'm not going to bother giving examples, that would be cheating. The overwrought, exaggerated crying, facial expressions that were either creepy or shockingly comical and the static posing betray a complete lack of acting talent. I have to write 10 lines of text, so I can give my review, but I don't know how to fill these 10 lines.